The Bundesliga's social media savvy clubs have struck again with Werder Bremen announcing the signing of Tottenham striker Harry Kane - sort of!
Alexander Nouri's appointment last season saw winds of change sweep through the Green-Whites, giving a huge breath of fresh air to the club as they pulled away from the danger zone.
With the summer window about to be blown open, the elements are clearly trying to direct the northerners' transfer policy towards a certain free-scoring England international.
It's unlikely Spurs will allow their leading scorer to breeze out the door, though, unless — of course — they can net a massive windfall for their star striker.
Sorry Bremen fans, surely this is a storm that will blow itself out.