If his hands are worth €3 million, how much is Manuel Neuer actually worth?
If his hands are worth €3 million, how much is Manuel Neuer actually worth?
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Off the Ball

Cologne - Off The Ball, bundesliga.com's quirky periodical, is on hand to bring you up to speed with the latest colourful off-pitch stories from around Germany.

This week's edition features two goalkeepers whose careers appear to be heading in very different directions, and a struggling Bundesliga club hoping an unfortunate typo in a magazine isn't a sign of things to come...

Is Hamburger SV's fate sealed after just three matches? Kicker already appear to have made up their mind...

If none of the above stories made you snigger, head over to our official YouTube channel to watch the most entertaining moments from last weekend: